From: Misty Mountain Tits

ENLARGE YOUR COCK! CHOKE HER WITH GALLONS OF JIZZ! GO TO FUCKLOCKER.COM TO LEARN MORE!

To: Starfish

12:13 a.m.

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INTEL RECEIVED ON L.O.A.D. ACTIVITIES. NEFARIOUS PLOT TO STEAL WORLD’S PRE-EMINENT SEXUAL ARTIFACTS. REASONS UNKNOWN. ABRAHAM’S TESTICLES MUST BE PROTECTED. PROCEED DIRECTLY TO THE MIKVE J’ISRAEL TEMPLE IN GC OLDE TOWNE. CONTACT RABBI HYME ASSBLATZ. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

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